Flatulent Cows Started Fire At Dairy Farm

You can't make this up.

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

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Hungry Jack syrup truck spills onto Buttermilk Pike

Some time, random fate has a sense of humor.

A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.

And no, as the news article stated at the very end, they didn't mop up the syrup with pancakes.

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Woman Falls And Rips Picasso Painting

A woman, attending an art class, ".. lost her balance .. " and fell into Picasso's "The Actor" painting at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.

DOH!!!

The unusually large canvas, measuring 77.25 by 45.38 inches (196 by 115 centimeters), sustained a vertical tear of about six inches (15 centimeters) in the lower right-hand corner in the accident on Friday.

The museum, located on the eastern edge of New York's Central Park, did not elaborate on why the woman fell.

Take it to the Antique Road Show. I want to know how much the value of it has come down due to this tear/repair. :)

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